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26/11

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.' - Indian Armed Forces - May GOD give strength and courage to all impacted on 26/11 and Thanks to our armed forces for the bravery and keeping us safe. Jai Hind Vande Matram

don't forget to live...got this message from friend

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How old am I? - No wonder people call us 'old and confused' and say there is a generation gap. and how old do you think I am?

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The grandson asked his grandfather “How old are you Grand Dad?” If you can make a guess please reply. The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' television' penicillin' polio shots' frozen food, Xerox ' contact lenses ' Frisbees and' the pill There were no: ' credit cards' laser beams or' ball-point pens Man had not invented: ' pantyhose ' air conditioners ' dishwashers ' clothes dryers ' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, 'Sir'. And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'Sir.' We were before gay-ri...

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FBI and Woman

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her hus...